X files movie marathon: that 70's show invasion

Syzygy is another one of my favourite X files episodes. Dark yet funny, because of the constant arguing between Mulder and Scully. As a shipper, I kept thinking of ways Mulder and Scully could make up (I need to get my mind out of the gutter). Scully's in full bitch-mode, honestly, if looks could kill, there would be a lot of dead people in Comity. And Mulder, I'm not sure what kind of a mood he was in. He may have been a little mean towards Scully, but to be fair, she had it coming. I guess Mulder getting drunk on a DIY screwdriver was a bit out of character, as was Scully smoking and muttering. What I really don't understand though, is why Mulder "the porn king" didn't exactly cooperate with Detective White when she basically threw herself at him. I wonder what would've happened if it had been Scully throwing Mulder on the bed...(oops, there's that gutter again).

Detective White: "Yeah. That's right. Excuse me."
Scully: "Where's she going?"
Mulder: "You don't suppose she's a virgin, do you?"
Scully: "I doubt she's even a blonde."

Mulder: "If it's no bother, if it's not too big a deal, maybe you can get me a few photographs of that thing which bears absolutely no resemblance to a horned beast."
Scully: "Sure, fine." [Snaps glove] "Whatever."

Mulder: "Oh. First off, I'd like to apologise for my partner's rude behaviour. She tends to be rather rigid, but rigid in a wonderful way, not like she was today. Personally I like to try to keep a more open mind."
Detective White: "So, what are you doing at my house?"
Mulder: "I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast."

Mulder: "No, no, no. Be my guest. I know how much you like snapping on the latex."

Scully: "...I find your conduct and comportment in this investigation not just alarming but highly objectionable..." [Mulder is sniffing Scully] "WHAT are you doing?"
Mulder: "Must be Detective White..."

Mulder: "Let me drive."
Scully: "I'm driving."
Mulder: "Scully, it's not what you think."
Scully: "I didn't see anything anyway."
Mulder: "Will you let me drive?"
Scully: "I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive anyway? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?"
Mulder: "No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals."

Zirinka: "Well, some more than others. Relationships are going to suck, significant dates can exaggerate the effects."
Mulder: "What if today was my birthday?"
Zirinka: "Then I'd say happy birthday. Unless of course you were born in 1979, and then I'd call the police.

Scully: "Shut up, Mulder."
Mulder: "Sure. Fine. Whatever."

I didn't really like Grotesque. Well that's not exactly fair, it's a good episode, lots of Scully angst, good story...but I have these love/hate feelings towards gargoyles. Gargoyles fascinate me, but at the same time they scare the living daylights out of me ever since I was a kid. I keep seeing them whenever I close my eyes, so the episode just creeped me out.

On another note; there appears to be an invasion of That 70's show actors on the X files. First Eric's sister Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly) in Syzygy and now Eric's dad (Kurtwood Smith) in Grotesque.

Mytharc: Piper Maru and Apocrypha
This is where Mulder and Scully first come in contact with the "black oil". Skinner is shot by one of the men responsible for Melissa Scully's death. Mulder ends up in hospital as well, with yet another head injury. And what's behind door number 1013??? That's right, Krycek coughing up black oil.

Mulder: "Looks like the fuselage of a plane."
Scully: "It's a North American P-51 Mustang."
Wayne Morgan: "Yeah, sure is."
Mulder: "I just got very turned on."

Smoking Man: "Have the bodies destroyed."
Navy Doctor: "But sir, these men aren't dead yet!"
Smoking Man: "Isn't that the prognosis?"

Scully: "Hi. How are you feeling?"
Skinner: "Like someone's been inside my stomach redecorating."

Mulder: "Actually I wanted to talk to you, I wanted to... thank you for everything you did."
Skinner: "You mean getting shot in the gut?"